Theatre of Ted
The following piece was presented at the first Theatre of Ted on October 20, 1990.
written by Jeff Grafton and performed by Tom Keating
JEFF K. GRAFTON NONSENSICAL POETRY
BORN ON THE FLAPS OF MY MIND.
CONCEIVED BY THE HOLY GHOST OF DISTURBANCE.
author note: this is dedicated in loving memory to my blankie.
i, am a stool.
...of the b i o l o g i c a l persuasion
i sit here. in the bottom of your toilet.
your stool. the abyss.
...i am lonely.
i am hurt.
WHY DIDN'T YOU FLUSH ME?
thanks for a soggy paper blanket - but!...
i want to be flushed.
a fart passes.
he is lonely.
no one heard him
NO ONE EVEN SMELLED HIM.
i'm discontent with this passing.
why did no one smelll meeeeee?
i am hurt. i am a fart... for christ's sake!!!
I AM A JAM...no, not music's passionate
i am found on the bottom fledger of a
massive skin fast.
i am converged and sheltered in the
toe of a nail.
A NAIL OF A TOE.
TOE OF A NAIL.
i am just being..... ...here.
not making waves, but faves for the mind....