Theatre of

TED

Saturday February 21st 2004

“Mad-lib filler”

 

 

List of Performers

 

Just Me, the FABULOUS RICO NATALE. I love my Italian self…muhhh, muhhh, muuuuuh.

 

 

Italics reserved for first time performers

Bold denotes returning alums

 

Approximate Running Time:

I was too busy looking at my beautiful Italian face, and down the shirts of girls.

 

Number of Performance pieces:

Anything that doesn’t involve the lake park boys / lost boys / dynamic duo / theatre of Ted players / I don’t know what the fuck we are called anymore—WHATEVER, if it doesn’t involve us or someone we are friends with, then it doesn’t matter.

 

Attendance:

LAKE PARK RUUUUULEZZZZZZ

 

Host Notes:

 

Hi everyone my name is Rico.

I’m douching the host notes this week.

I’m so luguribriously goatfucker great.

First up was Jeff Blum.

She did a gangrenous piece consisting of jerking off horses whilst they peed on you while doing a naked back flip over an audience member.

Boy oh Boy that took the penis out of me.

I sure am incestuous.

It really makes me raging indifference when people don’t fucking do their host notes on time.

 

Enthusiastic Applause

 

 

Performance Pieces:

Jeff Blum with Naked Back flips and having horses pee on him while jerking it off

 

AWARDS!

 

 

Performance Piece(s) of the week:

 

Lake park boys in: something made up on the spot

 

Dare to Suck award:

 

Me for not getting host notes up in time

 

Jawdropper:

 

My Gorgeous good looks

 

 

Super Secret Hidden Theme of the WEEK:

 

Me, Rico Natale

 

 

*hidden themes are the unintentional repetition of something throughout the TED of that week.