Saturday February 21st 2004
List of Performers
Just Me, the FABULOUS RICO NATALE. I love my Italian self…muhhh, muhhh, muuuuuh.
Italics reserved for first time performers
Bold denotes returning alums
Approximate Running Time:
I was too busy looking at my beautiful Italian face, and down the shirts of girls.
Number of Performance pieces:
Anything that doesn’t involve the lake park boys / lost boys / dynamic duo / theatre of Ted players / I don’t know what the fuck we are called anymore—WHATEVER, if it doesn’t involve us or someone we are friends with, then it doesn’t matter.
LAKE PARK RUUUUULEZZZZZZ
Hi everyone my name is Rico.
I’m douching the host notes this week.
I’m so luguribriously goatfucker great.
First up was Jeff Blum.
She did a gangrenous piece consisting of jerking off horses whilst they peed on you while doing a naked back flip over an audience member.
Boy oh Boy that took the penis out of me.
I sure am incestuous.
It really makes me raging indifference when people don’t fucking do their host notes on time.
Jeff Blum with Naked Back flips and having horses pee on him while jerking it off
Performance Piece(s) of the week:
Lake park boys in: something made up on the spot
Dare to Suck award:
Me for not getting host notes up in time
My Gorgeous good looks
Super Secret Hidden Theme of the WEEK:
*hidden themes are the unintentional repetition of something throughout the TED of that week.