Saturday February 14th 2004
List of Performers
Hi there. I’m Dan Huffines, and if you aren’t under the age of 14 and of the female sex, then I’m not interested.
I love to videotape myself masturbating.
Italics reserved for first time performers
Bold denotes returning alums
Approximate Running Time:
Number of Performance pieces:
Maybe I’ll just make up a number here cause the real reason I was even there was to get some big ass play at my makeshift kissing booth…the tounges that swapped saliva with me were out of sight baby.
I love boobies
Hi everyone my name is Dan.
I’m farting the host notes this week.
I’m so not great.
First up was Caitlin Barlow.
He did a apatheic piece consisting of juggling menstruating cats
Boy oh Boy that took the hard vaginal disease out of me.
I sure am gramatical.
It really makes me glow with pride when people don’t fucking do their host notes on time.
My phone # is 309-454-1432 ladies, but don’t get offended if one of my roommates is not here, I am most likely in my room, with a girl under the age of 14 smoking pot and just don’t want to be bothered…so just come…on over…and join.
Performance Piece(s) of the year:
Dan Huffines gaining about 20 pounds since the beginning of this year!
Dare to Suck award:
Me for not getting host notes up in time
Super Secret Hidden Theme of the WEEK:
*hidden themes are the unintentional repetition of something throughout the TED of that week.