Theatre of

TED

Saturday February 14th 2004

“Mad-lib filler”

 

 

List of Performers

 

Hi there. I’m Dan Huffines, and if you aren’t under the age of 14 and of the female sex, then I’m not interested.

I love to videotape myself masturbating.

 

 

Italics reserved for first time performers

Bold denotes returning alums

 

Approximate Running Time:

mmmmm…titties

 

Number of Performance pieces:

Maybe I’ll just make up a number here cause the real reason I was even there was to get some big ass play at my makeshift kissing booth…the tounges that swapped saliva with me were out of sight baby.

 

Attendance:

I love boobies

 

Host Notes:

 

Hi everyone my name is Dan.

I’m farting the host notes this week.

I’m so not great.

First up was Caitlin Barlow.

He did a apatheic piece consisting of juggling menstruating cats

Boy oh Boy that took the hard vaginal disease out of me.

I sure am gramatical.

It really makes me glow with pride when people don’t fucking do their host notes on time.

 

Enthusiastic Applause

 

 

Performance Pieces:

My phone # is 309-454-1432 ladies, but don’t get offended if one of my roommates is not here, I am most likely in my room, with a girl under the age of 14 smoking pot and just don’t want to be bothered…so just come…on over…and join.

 

AWARDS!

 

 

Performance Piece(s) of the year:

 

Dan Huffines gaining about 20 pounds since the beginning of this year!

 

Dare to Suck award:

 

Me for not getting host notes up in time

 

Jawdropper:

 

Enzyte

 

 

Super Secret Hidden Theme of the WEEK:

 

<bong noise>

 

 

*hidden themes are the unintentional repetition of something throughout the TED of that week.